We Happy Few
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We Happy Few Guides

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Below are guides and walkthroughs for We Happy Few.

 

Side Quests

Barrow Holm

Eel Pie Holm

Ravensholm

 

Maidenholm

 

Lud’s Holm

 

St. George’s Holm

 

The Parade

 

 

Guides

We Happy Few – The Salty Dog (Sally)

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Acquired: This quest is triggered automatically while exploring St. George’s Holm near the pub.

 

Objective(s):

  • Talk to Cap’n Strawbeard
  • Go to the Plough Boys’ Alley
  • Take Back the Salty Dog
  • Give Back the Salty Dog to Cap’n Strawbeard

 

Talk to Cap’n Strawbeard

Take the side entrance of the Pub (same building as the A Stitch In Time) and follow the stairs up to the second floor. Enter the apartment there to find Cap’n Strawbeard and talk to him.

 

Go to the Plough Boys’ Alley

Follow the objective to arrive at the Plough Boys’ Alley.

 

Take Back the Salty Dog

Defeat the three plough bBoys in the alley, then pick the lock of the Salty Dog’s cage to collect him.

 

Give Back the Salty Dog to Cap’n Strawbeard

Return to Cap’n Strawbeard at his apartment and talk to him to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – The Framers (Sally)

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Acquired: This quest is triggered automatically while exploring St. George’s Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Talk to Eddie in the Pub
  • Sneak Into Julia Chaney’s House
  • Remove the Planted Evidence
  • Hello, I Must Be Going

 

Talk to Eddie in the Pub

Head to the pub in St. George’s Holm and talk to Eddie who is sitting to the right of the counter.

 

Sneak Into Julia Chaney’s House

Follow the objective to Julia Chaney’s house and enter the nearby alleyway. Head to the back of the house and enter through the window.

 

Remove the Planted Evidence

From the window, head up the nearby stairs to the second floor. Take out the doctor at the top of the stairs and pick up the first of the planted evidence sitting on top of a chemistry station in a room across from the stairs. Locate another set of stairs leading to the third floor and follow them up. The second of the planted evidence can be found on a stack of books/papers just before a door leading into a bedroom. After collecting the second piece of evidence, use a lockpick to open the bedroom door and take out the pair of doctors in here. You will find the third and final piece of planted evidence on the chemistry station next to the bed.

 

Hello, I Must Be Going

Head back down to the first floor to witness a cutscene. When it’s over, climb out the window to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Wooden Legs (Ollie)

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Acquired: This quest is triggered by heading into the pub in St. George’s Holm and walking to Ed MacMillan.

 

Objective(s):

  • Make Eddie Some Crutches
  • Give the Crutches to Eddie

 

Make Eddie Some Crutches

To craft some crutches you will need 4 duct tapes, 4 cloth scraps, and to craft 4 pointy sticks using a branch and rock for each one.

 

Give the Crutches to Eddie

Talk to Eddie to hand over the crutches and complete the quest.

 

Note(s)

  • This quest might only show up after you complete the quest Plough Boy’s Lunch as Arthur.
  • The Make Eddie Some Crutches objective did not update for me after I made the crutches, but I was still able to give them to Eddie and complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Cathouse (Ollie)

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Acquired: This quest is triggered automatically after finishing A Dead Man’s Best Friend.

 

Objective(s):

  • Go to Thomasina House
  • Get Into Thomasina House
  • Come Back Wearing a Boiler Suit
  • Repair Things
    • Fix the Fridge
    • Repair the Bobby Popper
    • Fix the WC
  • Find a Bottle of Scotch
  • Have a Tea Party
  • Find the Onyx Cat Statues
  • Return to Lionel Castershire

 

Go to Thomasina House

Follow the objective to the Thomasina House in St. George’s Holm.

 

Get Into Thomasina House

Head into the sunroom to the right of the house and knock on the door to trigger a cutscene.

 

Come Back Wearing a Boiler Suit

If you don’t already have a boiler suit, you will need to craft one using 5 coarse linens (found in dressers, wardrobes, cupboards, and suitcases), 5 cloth scraps (found in bathtubs, toilets, vanities, dressers, trash cans, and mailboxes), 2 sewing kits (found in vanities, dressers, wardrobes, shelves, and closets), and 5 shredded raincoats (found in vanities, dressers, wardrobes, shelves, and closets). Equip your boiler suit and head back to the sunroom of the Thomasina house. Knock on the door again for another cutscene to gain entry into the house. Open the door and head in.

 

Repair Things

Fix the fridge, bobby popper, and WC (toilet) to complete this objective.

 

Fix the Fridge

Head to the kitchen and walk near the fridge to trigger a cutscene. To fix the fridge, you will need to craft a fridge repair kit using 2 advanced machine parts and 3 metal bits. Interact with the fridge again to use the repair kit and fix it.

 

Repair the Bobby Popper

Make your way to the to the stairs leading to the second floor. The bobby popper will be on the right side of the stairs. Walk near it to trigger a cutscene. You will need to craft a spawn repair kit using 3 machine parts, 3 mechanical bits, and 2 duck tapes. Return to the popper and use the repair kit to fix it.

 

Fix the WC

Take the stairs to the second floor and head into the bathroom. Walk near the toiler to initiate a cutscene. To fix the toilet, craft a toilet repair kit using 2 metal tubes and 1 duct tape. Interact with the toilet to fix it using the repair kit.

 

Find a Bottle of Scotch

If you don’t have a bottle of scotch tucked away, start looting houses until you find one, then return to the Thomasina house.

 

Have a Tea Party

Once in the Thomasina house, head to the tea room on the first floor to trigger a cutscene.

 

Find the Onyx Cat Statues

From the bedroom, follow the hall to the room with the magic circle drawn on the floor. You will find the three onyx statues on a dresser, bed, and behind the portrait of the man with a red shirt. Collect them all and leave the house.

 

Return to Lionel Castershire

Return to Lionel’s store and talk with him to hand over the statues. This will complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – A Dead Man’s Best Friend (Ollie)

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Acquired: This quest is given to you by Lionel at the Odds and Ends pawnshop in Maidenholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Go to Col. Lawrence’s House
  • Observe the Odious MacLears
  • Find the Salty Dog
  • Give Lionel the Salty Dog

 

Go to Col. Lawrence’s House

Follow the objective to Col. Lawrence’s house located St. George’s Holm.

 

Observe the Odious MacLears

Head up to the front window where the four people are arguing to trigger a cutscene. When it’s over, wait for the people to walk away then climb into the house through the window.

 

Find the Salty Dog

Head up to the second floor while keeping an eye out the people lurking about. Locate Col. Lawrence’s room and find the wheelchair inside of it. Resting upon its seat you will find the Salty Dog. Grab it and leave the house.

 

Give Lionel the Salty Dog

Follow the objective back to Lionel’s shop and hand over the Salty Dog to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy We – Edie Goes Downer

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Acquired: This quest is automatically triggered while exploring St. George’s Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Jab Edie with a Crash Syringe

 

Jab Edie with a Crash Syringe

Loot the medical supplies container near Edie to find a crash syringe. Inject her with it to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – The Slaughterer’s Apprentice

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Acquired: This quest is obtained automatically after completing the quest Possibly Heinous Package.

 

Objective(s):

  • Butchery Awaits
  • Get the Possibly Heinous Package
  • Exsanguinate the Package
  • Eviscerate the Package
  • Get the Shiny New Replacement Part
  • Fit the Shiny New Eviscerator Replacement Part
  • Exfoliate the Package
  • Pack That Meat!
  • Take a Break, Plan a Daring Escape
  • Sabotage the Extruder
  • Find a Way Out
  • Recover Your Stuff
  • Hello, I Must Be Going
  • Report the Grisly Affair

 

Butchery Awaits

Head to the tiny room left of the butcher’s counter to trigger a cutscene. You must select “yes” to the door to proceed with the quest and to get the achievement/trophy for this quest line.

 

Get the Possibly Heinous Package

Exit the bedroom and turn left, entering the room at the end of the hall. Pick up the heinous package.

 

Exsanguinate the Package

Carry the package downstairs following the objective to the exsanguinator. Drop the package and turn the wheel on the machine to initiate a test run. Then pick the package back up and attach it to the access valve on the machine. Turn the wheel to start the machine.

 

Eviscerate the Package

Pick up the package and take it the eviscerator. Push the button on the machine to start the test run.

 

Get the Shiny New Replacement Part

Head down to the first floor and grab the spare part from the closet.

 

Fit the Shiny New Eviscerator Replacement Part

Head back up to the eviscerator and install the new part in the machine. Next, push the button to test the machine a second time.

 

Eviscerate the Package

Attach the package to the machine and press the button to start it.

 

Exfoliate the Package

Head up the next floor to the exfoliator with the package in hand. Press the button to test the machine then attach the package to the machine and press the button again.

 

Pack That Meat!

Take the package to the extruder and attach it to the machine. For this next part, you will need to head out back where the stairs heading down are located. Look at the machine on the left of the stairs. On the top, it will have the sequence of buttons you will need to press to pack the meat. Keep doing this until the objective updates.

 

Take a Break, Plan a Daring Escape

Go down to the kitchen on the lower level and read the journal on the table.

 

Sabotage the Extruder

Go back up to the meat packaging room and interact with the package to sabotage it.

 

Find a Way Out

Run to the very bottom floor and enter the closet where the shiny part was. Use the latch to head to the basement.

 

Recover Your Stuff

Quickly head to the lockers in the basement and grab your gear. The butcher will follow you down there.

 

Hello, I Must Be Going

Sneak past the butcher and ascend the ladder back into the closet.

 

Report the Grisly Affair

As you exit the closet, the constable will run in and a cutscene will trigger. Watch it play out to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Possibly Heinous Package

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Acquired: This quest is obtained automatically following the completion of the Superb Meat Boy quest.

 

Objective(s):

  • Locate the Package
  • Remove the Possibly Heinous Package
  • Stash the Possibly Heinous Package in the Ash Cart Behind the Butcher’s
  • Tell Mr. Cutty the Good News

 

Locate the Package

Follow the objective to arrive at a flower cart. A cutscene will trigger.

 

Remove the Possibly Heinous Package

Bribe the constables using scotch then search the flower cart and grab the package.

 

Stash the Possibly Heinous Package in the Ash Cart Behind the Butcher’s

Follow the objective back to the Butcher’s shop with the package in hand. Put it in the ash cart behind the shop once you arrive.

 

Tell Mr. Cutty the Good News

Talk to Mr. Cutty to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Plough Boy’s Lunch

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Acquired: This quest is obtained during the side quest Superb Meat Boy.

 

Objective(s):

  • Carry Meat Boy to the Pub

 

Carry Meat Boy to the Pub

Pick up Meat Boy and follow the objective to the pub. Once you enter the pub, the quest will complete after a cutscene.