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We Happy Few – Cathouse (Ollie)

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Acquired: This quest is triggered automatically after finishing A Dead Man’s Best Friend.

 

Objective(s):

  • Go to Thomasina House
  • Get Into Thomasina House
  • Come Back Wearing a Boiler Suit
  • Repair Things
    • Fix the Fridge
    • Repair the Bobby Popper
    • Fix the WC
  • Find a Bottle of Scotch
  • Have a Tea Party
  • Find the Onyx Cat Statues
  • Return to Lionel Castershire

 

Go to Thomasina House

Follow the objective to the Thomasina House in St. George’s Holm.

 

Get Into Thomasina House

Head into the sunroom to the right of the house and knock on the door to trigger a cutscene.

 

Come Back Wearing a Boiler Suit

If you don’t already have a boiler suit, you will need to craft one using 5 coarse linens (found in dressers, wardrobes, cupboards, and suitcases), 5 cloth scraps (found in bathtubs, toilets, vanities, dressers, trash cans, and mailboxes), 2 sewing kits (found in vanities, dressers, wardrobes, shelves, and closets), and 5 shredded raincoats (found in vanities, dressers, wardrobes, shelves, and closets). Equip your boiler suit and head back to the sunroom of the Thomasina house. Knock on the door again for another cutscene to gain entry into the house. Open the door and head in.

 

Repair Things

Fix the fridge, bobby popper, and WC (toilet) to complete this objective.

 

Fix the Fridge

Head to the kitchen and walk near the fridge to trigger a cutscene. To fix the fridge, you will need to craft a fridge repair kit using 2 advanced machine parts and 3 metal bits. Interact with the fridge again to use the repair kit and fix it.

 

Repair the Bobby Popper

Make your way to the to the stairs leading to the second floor. The bobby popper will be on the right side of the stairs. Walk near it to trigger a cutscene. You will need to craft a spawn repair kit using 3 machine parts, 3 mechanical bits, and 2 duck tapes. Return to the popper and use the repair kit to fix it.

 

Fix the WC

Take the stairs to the second floor and head into the bathroom. Walk near the toiler to initiate a cutscene. To fix the toilet, craft a toilet repair kit using 2 metal tubes and 1 duct tape. Interact with the toilet to fix it using the repair kit.

 

Find a Bottle of Scotch

If you don’t have a bottle of scotch tucked away, start looting houses until you find one, then return to the Thomasina house.

 

Have a Tea Party

Once in the Thomasina house, head to the tea room on the first floor to trigger a cutscene.

 

Find the Onyx Cat Statues

From the bedroom, follow the hall to the room with the magic circle drawn on the floor. You will find the three onyx statues on a dresser, bed, and behind the portrait of the man with a red shirt. Collect them all and leave the house.

 

Return to Lionel Castershire

Return to Lionel’s store and talk with him to hand over the statues. This will complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – A Dead Man’s Best Friend (Ollie)

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Acquired: This quest is given to you by Lionel at the Odds and Ends pawnshop in Maidenholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Go to Col. Lawrence’s House
  • Observe the Odious MacLears
  • Find the Salty Dog
  • Give Lionel the Salty Dog

 

Go to Col. Lawrence’s House

Follow the objective to Col. Lawrence’s house located St. George’s Holm.

 

Observe the Odious MacLears

Head up to the front window where the four people are arguing to trigger a cutscene. When it’s over, wait for the people to walk away then climb into the house through the window.

 

Find the Salty Dog

Head up to the second floor while keeping an eye out the people lurking about. Locate Col. Lawrence’s room and find the wheelchair inside of it. Resting upon its seat you will find the Salty Dog. Grab it and leave the house.

 

Give Lionel the Salty Dog

Follow the objective back to Lionel’s shop and hand over the Salty Dog to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Thomasina House

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Acquired: This quest is obtained from Lionel Castershire by talking to him at the Odds and Ends shop in Maidenholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Get into Thomasina House
  • Find the Marble Cat Statue
  • (Optional) Find the Fountain of Youth
  • Return to Lionel Castershire

 

Get into Thomasina House

Follow the objective to the Thomasina house in St. George’s Holm. Head through the front door or the sunroom door, but be wary of the people walking around.

 

Find the Marble Cat Statue

The marble cat statue is located on the third floor of the house. It will be behind a portrait of a man that you can interact with. I also wanted to mention that there are also 5 fake statues in the house you can collect. You will get an achievement/trophy for collecting all of them.

 

Fake Statues

  • First Floor – On a desk in the room behind the three ladies in the left room of the main entrance
    • You can take a vent in the panty room to reach this statue.
  • First Floor – Pantry room next to the kitchen on the right side of the house
  • First Floor – On the stairs leading up to the second floor next to some newspapers
  • Second Floor – From the previous statue, turn left to find this statue on a dresser
  • Second Floor – From the previous statue, turn around and head across to the other side of the stairs. Enter the door there to arrive in a bedroom. Open the portrait of a man in a red coat to find this statue.

 

(Optional) Find the Fountain of Youth

The fountain of youth can be found down the all from the marble cat statue in a room that has symbols drawn on the floor. There may be an enemy in this room that you need to deal with.

 

Return to Lionel Castershire

Leave the house and make your way back to Lionel Castershire. Talk to him and hand over the marble cat statue to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy We – Edie Goes Downer

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Acquired: This quest is automatically triggered while exploring St. George’s Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Jab Edie with a Crash Syringe

 

Jab Edie with a Crash Syringe

Loot the medical supplies container near Edie to find a crash syringe. Inject her with it to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – The Slaughterer’s Apprentice

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Acquired: This quest is obtained automatically after completing the quest Possibly Heinous Package.

 

Objective(s):

  • Butchery Awaits
  • Get the Possibly Heinous Package
  • Exsanguinate the Package
  • Eviscerate the Package
  • Get the Shiny New Replacement Part
  • Fit the Shiny New Eviscerator Replacement Part
  • Exfoliate the Package
  • Pack That Meat!
  • Take a Break, Plan a Daring Escape
  • Sabotage the Extruder
  • Find a Way Out
  • Recover Your Stuff
  • Hello, I Must Be Going
  • Report the Grisly Affair

 

Butchery Awaits

Head to the tiny room left of the butcher’s counter to trigger a cutscene. You must select “yes” to the door to proceed with the quest and to get the achievement/trophy for this quest line.

 

Get the Possibly Heinous Package

Exit the bedroom and turn left, entering the room at the end of the hall. Pick up the heinous package.

 

Exsanguinate the Package

Carry the package downstairs following the objective to the exsanguinator. Drop the package and turn the wheel on the machine to initiate a test run. Then pick the package back up and attach it to the access valve on the machine. Turn the wheel to start the machine.

 

Eviscerate the Package

Pick up the package and take it the eviscerator. Push the button on the machine to start the test run.

 

Get the Shiny New Replacement Part

Head down to the first floor and grab the spare part from the closet.

 

Fit the Shiny New Eviscerator Replacement Part

Head back up to the eviscerator and install the new part in the machine. Next, push the button to test the machine a second time.

 

Eviscerate the Package

Attach the package to the machine and press the button to start it.

 

Exfoliate the Package

Head up the next floor to the exfoliator with the package in hand. Press the button to test the machine then attach the package to the machine and press the button again.

 

Pack That Meat!

Take the package to the extruder and attach it to the machine. For this next part, you will need to head out back where the stairs heading down are located. Look at the machine on the left of the stairs. On the top, it will have the sequence of buttons you will need to press to pack the meat. Keep doing this until the objective updates.

 

Take a Break, Plan a Daring Escape

Go down to the kitchen on the lower level and read the journal on the table.

 

Sabotage the Extruder

Go back up to the meat packaging room and interact with the package to sabotage it.

 

Find a Way Out

Run to the very bottom floor and enter the closet where the shiny part was. Use the latch to head to the basement.

 

Recover Your Stuff

Quickly head to the lockers in the basement and grab your gear. The butcher will follow you down there.

 

Hello, I Must Be Going

Sneak past the butcher and ascend the ladder back into the closet.

 

Report the Grisly Affair

As you exit the closet, the constable will run in and a cutscene will trigger. Watch it play out to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Possibly Heinous Package

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Acquired: This quest is obtained automatically following the completion of the Superb Meat Boy quest.

 

Objective(s):

  • Locate the Package
  • Remove the Possibly Heinous Package
  • Stash the Possibly Heinous Package in the Ash Cart Behind the Butcher’s
  • Tell Mr. Cutty the Good News

 

Locate the Package

Follow the objective to arrive at a flower cart. A cutscene will trigger.

 

Remove the Possibly Heinous Package

Bribe the constables using scotch then search the flower cart and grab the package.

 

Stash the Possibly Heinous Package in the Ash Cart Behind the Butcher’s

Follow the objective back to the Butcher’s shop with the package in hand. Put it in the ash cart behind the shop once you arrive.

 

Tell Mr. Cutty the Good News

Talk to Mr. Cutty to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Plough Boy’s Lunch

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Acquired: This quest is obtained during the side quest Superb Meat Boy.

 

Objective(s):

  • Carry Meat Boy to the Pub

 

Carry Meat Boy to the Pub

Pick up Meat Boy and follow the objective to the pub. Once you enter the pub, the quest will complete after a cutscene.

 

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We Happy Few – Superb Meat Boy

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Acquired: This quest is obtained in St. George’s Holm after talking to the Impatient Person (see image above).

 

Objective(s):

  • Investigate Ed’s Tardiness
  • Where Are You, Ed?
  • Go Check on Ed
  • Talk to Ed
  • Pick Up the Packages
  • Deliver the Delivery Boy’s Deliveries
  • Talk to the Butcher

 

Investigate Ed’s Tardiness

After talking to the first Impatient Person, follow the objective to talk to another one.

 

Where Are You, Ed?

Again, follow the objective to talk to a third Impatient Person.

 

Go Check on Ed

Follow the objective to reach an alleyway with a group of gang members for a cutscene. After the cutscene, all 5 members of the gang will attack you. Defeat them to get a new objective.

 

Talk to Ed

Talk to Ed for another cutscene and to obtain the quest Plough Boy’s Lunch.

 

Pick Up the Packages

Pick up the packages scattered on the ground near Ed.

 

Deliver the Delivery Boy’s Deliveries

Follow the objectives to deliver all 3 packages.

 

Talk to the Butcher

Head to the Butcher’s shop and talk with him to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Sum of the Parts

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Acquired: This quest is triggered while exploring St. George’s Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Power the Downer Detector
  • Enter the Work Zone Without Setting Off a Revolver
  • Search Old Impounded Car
  • Escape From the Work Zone

 

Power the Downer Detector

Place a charged power cell in the device.

 

Enter the Work Zone Without Setting Off a Revolver

Take a joy and head through the joy detector. Crouch right away so the constables are less likely to notice you.

 

Search Old Impounded Car

Grab the access card on a toolbox near one of the shockers and use it in the control room to open the metal door blocking the way forward. Pass through the door and forward a bit to find the polka dot car. Open its trunk and loot the suitcase.

 

Escape From the Work Zone

Head up the stairs to the left of the car and follow the railing (watch out for constables) to a hole in the gate, above the joy detector where you entered this area. Go through the hole to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Public Works

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Acquired: This quest is automatically triggered while exploring St. George’s Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Repair All the Broken Parts
  • Open All Windows

 

Repair All the Broken Parts

Distract the guards to break into the building through the window they are guarding. Use a repair kit to fix the broken parts.

 

Open All Windows

Open all four windows to complete the quest.