We Happy Few
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We Happy Few – Tits Up Downer

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Acquired: This quest is triggered while exploring Maidenholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • What’s in His Suitcase?

 

What’s in His Suitcase

Talk to the constable to get a brief cutscene. When it’s over, you can bribe two constables with some scotch. After they are incapacitated, sneak up behind the third constable and knock him out. The scotch will prevent the other two from getting involved. You can now inspect the suitcase to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Lilies of the Field

by Chappie in

 

Acquired: This quest triggers while exploring Maidenholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Talk to Mrs. Sackville
  • Find a Lily Bulb
  • Give Mrs. Sackville the Lily Bulb
  • Find the Secret Garden

 

Talk to Mrs. Sackville

Once the quest triggers, follow the objective to Mrs. Sackville and talk to her. She will be a short elderly woman crying near a bed of dead flowers.

 

Find a Lily Bulb

Lilies can be found in Eel Pie Holm near the park area with a giant tree. They are also scattered around Lud’s Holm as well. You will need a shovel to dig up the bulb you need.

 

Give Mrs. Sackville the Lily Bulb

Return to Mrs. Sackville in Maidenholm and hand over the lily bulb.

 

Find the Secret Garden

Follow the objective to locate the secret garden and complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Mine Mine All Mine

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Acquired: This quest triggers automatically after the minefield is discovered while exploring Eel Pie Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Enter the Minefield
  • Loot all 3 Supply Crates

 

Enter the Minefield

To enter the minefield, head through the only unlocked door or find a hole in the fence to sneak through. If you choose the hole in the wall option, pay attention to the trip mines used to guard the hole. Throwing something at it will cause it to explode and alert any nearby guards. You can wait for them to calm down before you sneak in. For this guide, I’ll be using the unlocked door as a starting point.

 

Loot all 3 Supply Crates – Supply Crate 1

From the unlocked door, head right through the hole in the wall. There will be two enemies in the vicinity that will need to be dealt with. Walk past the “Danger! Mines” sign leading into a broken house to find the first supply crate on the left in the middle of the home.

 

Loot all 3 Supply Crates – Supply Crate 2

From here, head through the nearby doorway and down a flight of stairs leading into an outside gated area. At the bottom of the stairs, take the path on the left leading under the piece of debris that blocks the alleyway. Take care of the guard patrolling the alley and head to the end of the alley. Another guard will be stationed nearby. Deal with him and keep heading towards the broken section in the fence. Take care of the enemy there and enter the door on the left to find the second supply crate.

 

Loot all 3 Supply Crates – Supply Crate 3

Return to the fenced outside area and proceed to the building across from the doorway. Use a Jimmy Bar to remove the planks covering the hole in the side of the wall to enter the building and find the last supply crate.

 

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We Happy Few – Wild Picnic

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Acquired: This quest is triggered automatically while exploring Eel Pie Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Find A Way to Lower the Pallet
  • Unlock the Chest

 

Find A Way to Lower the Pallet

Head into the arena like structure and use the wheel to lower the pallet. When the pallet reaches the ground, four enemies will drop down and attack you.

 

Unlock the Chest

After dealing with the enemies, use a lockpick to open the chest and complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – Bring Out Your Dead

by Chappie in

 

Acquired: The quest is triggered automatically while exploring Eel Pie Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Search Mrs. Marley’s Body

 

Search Mrs. Marley’s Body

Search Mrs. Marley’s Body to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – In the Still of the Night

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Acquired: This quest is automatically triggered while exploring in Ravensholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Find the Moonshiner
  • Steal Two Bags of Sugar
  • Increase the Heat on the Furnace
  • Add Sugar to the Mash Barrel
  • Increase Waterflow
  • Find 5 Histoplasma Mushrooms
  • Add Histoplasma Mushrooms to Floral Mash Barrel
  • Decrease Heat on Furnace
  • Decrease Waterflow
  • Collect Strange Alcohol

 

Find the Moonshiner

Follow the objective to locate the distillery.

 

Steal Two Bags of Sugar

The two bags of sugar are located in the pantry room of the nearby military camp.

 

Increase the Heat on the Furnace

Rotate the heat valve to increase the heat.

 

Add Sugar to the Mash Barrel

Add the stolen sugar to the mash barrel.

 

Increase Waterflow

Turn the water valve to increase the water flow.

 

Find 5 Histoplasma Mushrooms

Follow the objective to the nearby bog to collect the Histoplasma Mushrooms.

 

Add Histoplasma Mushrooms to Floral Mash Barrel

Return to the distillery and add the mushroom to the Floral Mash Barrel.

 

Decrease Heat on Furnace

Turn the heat valve to decrease the heat on the furnace.

 

Decrease Waterflow

Turn the water valve to decrease the water flow.

 

Collect Strange Alcohol

Move over to the alcohol receiver and fill up an empty bottle with the strange alcohol to complete the quest.

 

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We Happy Few – What Have We Buried

by Chappie in

 

Acquired: Triggered randomly while exploring Maidenholm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Search Chest

 

Search Chest

The chest will be located in a small park area blocked off from the public. You will need to dig the chest out with a shovel then use a lockpick to open it. Doing this during the day can cause unwanted attention from the locals on top of having to deal with the drones that patrol the area. I recommend coming back at night when there are no random people watching.

 

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We Happy Few – Duck Soup

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Acquired: The quest is triggered when you come across the ruins of a building with a cooking pot on a campfire while exploring Eel Pie Holm.

 

Objective(s):

  • Come Back at Night
  • Ask All the Campers About Their Duck
  • Go get the Duck
  • Ask Them All About the Duck Again

 

Come Back at Night

If this quest is discovered during the day, your objective will be to come back at night. Night in this game happens at 9 pm, so return then and you will come across a group of campers sitting around the campfire.

 

Ask All the Campers About Their Duck

Talk to all four campers to witness a cutscene.

 

Go get the Duck

Retrieve the duck that Richard threw out of camp.

 

Ask Them All About the Duck Again

With the duck in hand, talk to the campers again to complete the quest.

 

 

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We Happy Few – Hive Mind

by Chappie in

 

Acquired: The quest is triggered after discovering a giant tree with a beehive in the middle.

 

Objective(s):

  • (Optional) Equip a Padded Suit
  • Get Some Honey

 

(Optional) Equip a Padded Suit

Inspect the Bees Hurt sign near the path leading to the tree to obtain the Padded Suit blueprint. It will require 5 coarse linen (found in suitcases and dressers), 3 clothing scraps (found in bathtubs, dressers, toilets, and trash cans), and 2 sewing kits (found in dressers, closets, and shelves) to craft. The Padded Suit decreases the damage from bees, allowing you to safely gather the honey.

 

Get Some Honey

Make your way up to the tree and be quick to grab some honey to complete the quest.

 

*NOTE: This quest is currently bugged. It will not allow you to collect the honey with the Padded Suit equipped.

 

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We Happy Few – Everybody Must Get Stoned

by Chappie in

 

Acquired: The quest is triggered while exploring the Eel Pie Holm and coming across a guy throwing rocks at people from a wooden platform.

 

Objective(s):

  • Stop the Stoning
  • Open the Chest

 

Stop the Stoning

Head for the platform the guy throwing rocks is standing on. It’s best to rush up to him as he will still throw rocks at you while sneaking. Once you reach the platform, he will stop throwing rocks, but you will be flagged as trespassing. This will cause quite a few angry people to start attacking you so be ready.

 

Open the Chest

To complete the quest, use a lockpick to open the chest on the platform.